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I've decided that one of the first books I ever publish is going to be a compilation of bad haiku. I love writing haiku, but I do believe they're all awful. XD Still, that doesn't stop me from wanting to publish them. lol.
I hope you enjoy them, and please critique me if you feel the need. I would appreciate it.1
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Can't Write Haiku
I can write haiku
But I don't do it very well
So go and suck it
Although I like it
A Message to a Friend
I'll go on my way
Do try and have fun in class
Running away now!
Predator
Hiding carefully
Lay silent in the flowers
A predator comes
MAT122
Dear pre-calculus
How I do truly loathe thee
You are confusing.
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker wild
Just trying to find true love
Always lets him down
Vampire
Pale and cold are you
Fangs ejecting from your teeth
Life leaks out from me
Lonely
Death's overrated
Eternal loneliness
No one to share it
I love you
To my dearest you
I love you with all my heart
Love forever me
Hamlet
Oh, my dear Hamlet
How crazed you must be feeling
Your mother's a whore.
An Anti-Ode to the Wind
You blow through my hair
My clothes are not warm enough
Oh, how I loathe you.
You Disgust Me
Just thinking of you
I feel seriously ill
Just leave me alone.
The End
At the end of the world
Fire, mist, smoke, burning bodies
My one true nightmare
Sleeping Puppies Bark
Sleeping silently
Motions subtle in your dreams
Quietly barking
Zombies
Walking, stumbling
Just one thought brings us forward
Thoughts of juicy brains
Hidden Monsters
We're living a lie
Hiding amongst the living
They must never know
Guitar
Delicate fingers
Music flows from the metal
Rock n roll for life
BBQ
My dear barbecue
Although I can not have you
Your smell still brings smiles.
Cranes
A thousand cranes weep
A thousand sorrows
For we can not be
Rock n Roll
Delicate fingers
Music flows from the metal
Rock n roll for life
Lies
We're living a lie
Hiding amongst the living
They must never know
Brrrraaaaiiinnnnsssss
Walking, stumbling
Just one thing brings us forward
Thoughts of juicy brains
On the Prowl
Supplies dwindling
Need some fresh meat from somewhere
Always looking out
There, wolf
Howling outside
The full moon shines in the night
A monster rises
Abandoned
Haiku on the back
A stranded Walmart receipt
Poems all alone
No Hero
Outside looking in
A princess is in danger
I am powerless
Witches
Moonlight silhouettes
A cackle in the distance
They are above us
Trick-r-Treat
Painted up faces
Costumes hiding our true selves
We come out to scare
Dancing
Dancing is easy
When you know how to do it
One, two, cha-cha-cha
Villainy
Villains sneak and lie
Top hats and long trench coats
They are the shadows
Green Lantern 2814.1
The color of the light
I am here to protect you
My name's Hal Jordan
Atheist 101
Sorrows seal your fate
Beauty is in the details
There isn't a god
