I Think

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This is something I found in an old die-ary from days long gone. I wrote most of it, but Amy and Jen added a few. I'll remember to footnote the ones they wrote.

I Think…

  • ..when it rains, school should be canceled.
  • ..every snow day should not be made up.
  • ..CARTOON NETWORK should be on basic cable and should run Looney Tunes marathons 2 times a month.
  • ..stairs should be illegal and schools and buses should adopt the invention known as "the escalator".
  • ..November 22nd should be "Annual Happy Birthday Alex" day!
  • ..all religions should just admit they're wrong and know nothing about "the afterlife" or "heavenly glory"
  • ..rap should be banned.
  • ..MAD magazine should be a household magazine.
  • ..Spongebob Squarepants could get in a wrestling match with Marvin the Martian.
  • ..Marvin the Martian would win.
  • ..Malfoy should overthrow Harry Potter. Potter's great, but he's too much of a suck-up.
  • ..Algebra is a sin.
  • ..everything you look for should never be in the LAST place you look.
  • ..every person has a right to a free country.
  • ..and I don't mean America where you're supposedly free; I mean their own free country.
  • ..snobbery should be banned.
  • ..politicians should be outlawed.
  • .."How to be a 10" quizzes shouldn't exist.
  • ..self-help tips should be done away with. They. Don't. Help.
  • ..typing things should be quieter.
  • ..people shouldn't try too hard to impress other people.
  • ..annoying games like "poke, poke, WHACK!" should never have been thought of.
  • ..everyone should be able to listen to rawk music really, really loud!
  • ..the people I hate should be blasted into space and spend the rest of eternity floating around.
  • ..everyone should have a copy of "The Raven" (Edgar Allan Poe)
  • ..Barney should go to hell (I also believe he should take Carson Daly with him).
  • ..little kids should shut up.
  • ..more people should read.
  • ..Stephen King is psychotic.
  • ..R.L. Stine should find out what scares people and then really give them goosebumps.
  • ..Teletubbies are satanic.
  • ..my mother is older than her mother.
  • ..football is stupid.
  • ..sleeping should be made profitable.
  • ..those people who take school photos make everyone look bad as a joke.
  • ..the G-NG high school should get the monkeys off their ceiling.
  • .. people should travel through time.
  • ..we're all in trouble.
  • ..I'd like to meet some aliens.
  • ..I think there should be a channel devoted to anime, all anime, all the time! ^-^1
  • Except for those stupid ones for little kids.2
  • ..Americans shouldn't make Japanese anime.3
  • ..Pokemon should make an episode where Team Rocket wins and Pikachu burns in hell.4
  • ..anime should be automatically translated into English.5
  • ..buses should accommodate for us.
  • ..life should, too.
  • ..if you carry around too much stuff, you should carry around a smaller bag.
  • ..car salesmen and "grease monkeys" are evil.
  • ..Diablos has ESP, works for the CIA, helps the FBI, is against the OSS and loves CSI. I also think he has a bumper sticker that says MYOB and BYOB.
  • ..the moon is made of cheese, trees, threes and leaves.
  • ..repeating people is funny
  • ..Michael Jackson is dead. Just moving.
  • ..we're all going slowly insane from listening to Alex Chaya6
  • ..the people who say others are insane are really insane themselves. In fact, the majority of people are insane, and the ones they dub 'insane' only see the truth.7
  • ..the name Bogasaurus sounds funny.8
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