~Quotes found in movies? Put them here.~
"Words are the means to meaning and, for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth."
~V for Vendetta
"Would you prefer a lie, or the truth?"
~V for Vendetta
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
~Groucho Marx
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. "
~Groucho Marx
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
~Groucho Marx
"Killing people is easy. Being politcally correct is a pain in the ass."
~Achmed; Jeff Dunham's Christmas Special
High Aldwin: [throws an apple into the air which turns into a bird] Go in the direction the bird is flying!
Burgelcutt: He's going back to village!
High Aldwin: Ignore the bird. Follow the river.
- Willow
Willow: What are you doing?
Madmartigan: I found some blackroot. She loves it.
Willow: Blackroot? I'm the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot.
Madmartigan: Well my mother raised us on it. It's good for you! It put's hair on your chest, right Sticks?
Willow: Her name is not Sticks! She's Elora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!
-Willow
Sorsha: What are you looking at?
Madmartigan: Your leg. I'd like to break it.
-willow
Rool: We'll never catch up with those horses!
Franjean: Then we will have to track them.
Rool: That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!
Franjean: Are you suggesting we go home?
Rool: Nah, this is more fun.
Franjean: All right, fine then. Come on!
*willow*
Paul: What's in the box?
Reverend Mother Mohiam: Pain.
*dune*
Dracula: I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula.
The original dracula
Dracula: [to Jonathan Harker] They say you are a man of good… taste.
-The original Dracula
DJ Ruby Rhod: What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. bzzzz.
-The 5th element
Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
-The 5th element
DJ Ruby Rhod: Quiver ladies, quiver.
-The 5th element
Mr. Kim: You got a message.
Korben Dallas: Yeah
Mr. Kim: You're not gonna open it? It might be important.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving… with my wife.
Mr. Kim: Ah, that's bad luck. Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch.
Korben Dallas: Okay, you're on.
Mr. Kim: Come on…
[Reads]
Mr. Kim: You are fired. Oh.
Korben Dallas: Well, at least I won lunch.
Mr. Kim: Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like.
-The 5th element
Wolf: No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.
-10th kingdom
Burly: This could be a long torture session.
Virginia: I'll tell you anything you wanna know.
Burly: Torture first, then you talk. It's better that way. Rush a torture, ruin a torture.
-10th kingdom
Wolf: Forgive us, noble woodsman, but have you seen a-a gorgeous girl with very long hair?
Woodsman: I haven't seen anything, I'm blind.
Tony: A blind woodsman?
Woodsman: Have you ever seen a tree move?
-10th kingdom
Blue Bell: I think we might be in her pocket.
Burly: What?
Blue Bell: I think she might have shrunk us, and put us in a matchbox in her pocket.
Burly: That's ridiculous. You're falling to pieces. Get a grip on yourself. How can we be in a matchbox, you idiot? Where are all the matches?
-10th kingdom
Tony: All right, all right. Wait, wait! I have a question! What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh?
[picks up frog]
Frog: Get your hands off me!
Tony: What does that achieve?
Frog: What are you doing?
Tony: I mean, what is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain?
Frog: Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there!
[Tony throws the frog through one of the doors]
Frog: WHOA!
[Tony slams the door, there's a large explosion and fireball]
Wolf: I guess it's the other one.
-10th Kingdom
Mask: Ooh, Somebody, Stop me!
- The Mask (1994)
Officer Kellaway: Ipkiss, Freeze!
*The Mask jumps and becomes frozen in ice*
Officer Kellaway: *sighs* Put your hands in the air.
Mask: *Through gritted teeth* But you told me to freeze…
- The Mask (1994)
Doyle: [searching Mask] Really big sunglasses, Nerf ball…
Cop: Bike horn…
Doyle: Small-mouthed bass…
Cop: Bowling pin…
Doyle: Aah! Mousetrap…
Cop: Rubber chicken…
The Mask: Little to the left. That's it.
Doyle: … I don't know.
Cop: Funny eyeball glasses…
The Mask: I've never seen those before in my life.
Cop: Bazooka…
The Mask: I have a permit for that.
Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife.
Officer Kellaway: What?
Mask: Uh-oh.
Officer Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!
Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her!
- The Mask (1994)
RANDOM KID 1: Hey, Goob. What's up? Cool binder.
RANDOM KID 2: Hey, Goob, wanna come over to my house later?
GOOB (voiceover): They all hated me.
~ Meet the Robinsons
