The Never Ending Page 100

Since we've moved to online, we can no longer tell which page is page 100. How could we? There aren't any pages. So, this is to celebrate the 100 page party for all the 100 pages that should have been, that have been, and that will be.

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Chapter 1: The Meeting

(by Jen)

Something stirred in the bushes behind Estabrook building, some creeping, crawling, slithering foe, who tip toed carefully and unseen up to the softly lit back door. It tried the handle, knowing it was locked, but what the hell, you never know, right? The door was indeed locked, so the sinister figure pulled out a stolen Estabrook resident's Maine Card. With a swipe the door was unlocked, and the fiend slipped in without a sound.
It must be 3am, everyone sleeping…The figure made it's way up the stairs without a shred of confrontation. Finally, the fourth floor. Despite itself, the evil feet quickened their pace, moving without rest to a certain door on the right. Breathless with anticipation, the fiend reached for the handle, closer, almost, “Squish!” Alex exited her room, and without looking at what the 'squish' noise had been, she skipped merrily down the hall to John's room.

His door opened before she got there. “It's 3am.” He stated. “It's 3am” She agreed. From behind Alex, they heard a muffled “it's 3am and 1 minute.” Alex turned and saw that Katie had removed the water fountain so she could hide there in it's place. “That means we're late!” Jen gasped, marching down the hall with Sally and Nichole. “When did you guys get here?!” Alex gasped, refering to Sally and Nichole. “about 10 hours ago. We'd been stalking you the whole day for fun.” Sally grinned at Alex. “I was under your bed until you left your room just a minute ago” Nichole smiled. “…creepy..” Alex frowned.

“So…” Everyone looked at each other. They put on their party hats. “LET'S PARTY!!!”

As everyone charged out of Estabrook to meet up with all the usual absurd numbers of guests to these parties, a squished form in front of Alex's door growled and rose to it's feet. Chicken Nugget in a Trench Coat pointed after them and sneered, “go ahead and have your fun, I'll get you yet, and you will regret it!!!!Bwha ha ha ha haa ha hahaaa!”


Chapter 2: It begins

(by Jen)

The clock ticked tirelessly on the wall, and Cam glanced at it for a moment before he went back to the video game he was playing on his computer. 3:01 am. It was a Friday night though, and there was nothing to get up in the morning for, so all was well. Next to him in the corner, Matt was playing video games as well. They had recalled earlier that John had mentioned something about a party, but since it was so late Matt and Cam decided the party just wasn't going to happen so they relaxed in Kennebec and played their games, completly unaware of what was coming….

"Do you hear something?" Matt suddenly looked up, and Cam paused from what he was doing.

"No, I don't hear-" Suddenly Cam heard it too, a thumping and screaming sound that was swiftly approaching their room. "aw, shit." Cam sighed, expecting Geoff and Andrew to be battleing in the halls, but when the door flew open (they don't know how this happened, their door was locked and Matt would later argue that someone must have broken the door down) and in came a flood of people all wearing party hats.

In charged Geoff, Andrew, Todd, Nate, John, Ian, Sally, Amy, Jen, Ali, Katie, Yusef, Bill, Talbot, Sauba, Nichole, Tiffany, Josh, Whitney, Evans, Will, Goku, Vegeta, Batman, Richard Nixon, Killer Rabbit,"huh?" Ghandi, Shamu, Homer Simpson, Donald Duck, Herbert,1 Peter Pan, "holy Shit!"Bugs Bunny, John Stewart, Marvin the Martian2, Marvin the paranoid android3, Invader Zim, Courage the cowardly dog, "what is this?" Sheep, Murial, Jethro Tull, John Lennon, Ringo Star4, the entire cast of Cats, Dr. Horrible (Neil Harris Patrick), Nathan Fillion, David Tennant, Martha Stewart, Patrick Stewart, Steven Colbert, Oscar, Sweetums, Cartman, Kenny, "Where are all these people coming from?" Stan, Kyle, Darwin, Jesus,5 Thor, Anubis, Zeus, Willy Wonka, (both Gyne Wilder and Johnny Depp), Davinchi, all four ninja turtles, the German band Oomph, the wicked witch of the west, Goldylocks, "STOP!" Rin tin tin, Pippy longstockings, Edward Allen Poe, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent, Trillion Macmillion, Trinity, Morphious, Neo, Jason, the cast of Firefly, Penn and Teller, Bruce the shark, a giant squid, Cthulhu(just kidding, we'd all go insane if he showed up..) the Wizard of Id, Tina Fey, Bill Nye, the Flying Spheghetti Monster, Trogdor, Spongebob Square pants, Meatwad, Shake, Frylock, Dracula, the Wolfman, Odin, Baset, Sobek, Ammit, Keres, Fenrir, Grendal, Amun Ra, Beetlejuice, Motzart, Steve Irwin, Carl Sagen, Scooby doo, a penguin, a t-rex, rock lobster, "WAIT!!" Elvis, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Dumbo, the Jetsons, Freud, Aristotle, an Austrolopythicene, Rocky, The cast of Fight Club, Beast, Wolverine, Gambit, Jd, Turk, Elliot, Carla, Dr. Cox, Spiderman, Superman, Bill Clinton, Dr. Evil, Auston Powers, the statue of Liberty, Billy Gene, Kracken, "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!" the mooninites, Deathclock, Wishbone, Tom Cruise, Billy Maize, Gene Kelly, Tzeitel, Hodel, Chava, Tevye, Golde, Lazar Wolf, Garfeild, Oddie, Jon Arbuckle, The Phantom of the Opera, Christine………………..

As these people and more filed into the room, the room became so full that it began to expand, and bulge, and finally, BAM!!! They all find themselves scattered about Kennebec and the surronding area but nevertheless ok. "YOU DESTROYED OUR ROOM!" The Dark Lord Cameron yelled, visibly upset as he picked himself up from the floor of York. "AND HOW DID I GET HERE?"

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