Science Jokes

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We all know that science = fun, so science equals funNY, right?

Right! :D

Through YouTube, I found some awesome and amazing science comedians; which gave me an excuse to start a new page to share such amazing jokes. :D

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Brian Malow

A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says 'We don't serve viruses here.' The virus replaces the bartender and says, 'Now we do.'

An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says 'We don't serve infectious diseases in this bar.' The infectious disease says, 'Well, you're not a very good host.'

Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don't serve bacteria in this bar', the bacteria say, 'But we work here. We're staph.'

Some helium gas drifts into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don't serve nobel gases in this bar.' The helium doesn't react.1


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